Park Bench Series #1

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Not really.

Not at all.

But I have been blogged about, which is kind of cool.

Actually, the blog post wasn’t even about me. It was about my pretzel recipe that my ex so graciously gave away to a complete stranger.

That’s alright. As long as he didn’t give away my chocolate chip cookie recipe. I’d have to go kill him if he did.

I don’t bake very often, but when I do, I love it. It gets pretty expensive constantly buying flour or yeast or vanilla extract (anybody know where I can get pure vanilla extract in Miri?).

At the risk of sounding arrogant, I think I’m a damn fine baker. It’s all the other aspects of cooking that I don’t like.

I do guard my most favorite recipes something fierce though. Like my New York Style cheesecake and my soft-centered chocolate chip cookies.

I haven’t baked at all since I came back to Malaysia. Mostly because I accidentally left my recipe book back in the States. Sucks, don’t it?

I can get the recipes easily enough since the book itself is with my friend. I can just ask him to type out and email the recipes to me. But the notebook itself has great sentimental value - more so than the recipes. It’s a green notebook with a pretty silver dragonfly on the front and Michigan State University’s name elegantly emblazoned across it. I didn’t go to MSU, but I had a couple of good friends that did and this was my memento from the memorable trip.

Besides, even if I had the recipes, my mother and I have been at a standstill regarding baking equipment since I came back to Miri.

She has a “microwave convection oven” and I want a “normal oven” oven. I want to get a normal oven; she refuses to budge from the fact that the convention oven is an oven so we’re not getting another.

It’s been a year. I guess I’ll just suck it up and and use the “microwave convection oven”, and bake small batches of cookies at a time — because, hey! Guess what? The fucking thing is the size of a microwave and can’t fit a decent-sized baking tray, let alone more than one. (I may have withdrawn my insistence on getting a normal oven, but it still sucks ass).

I was planning on making big ol’ pretzels to go with Christmas dinner, but thinking about it, it would be painful to bake them one pretzel at a time. That’s a level of commitment I don’t think I am quite ready for. I’d do it for my choc chip cookies though because they are downright addictive when fresh out of the oven.

Monitor Lizard
There was a monitor lizard outside my hotel room when I was in Tioman Island over my birthday. It was about 5pm (hence the awesome golden-y light) and it seemed quite unafraid of people — I guess if you make your home the middle of a hotel, you learn to be gutsy around humans.

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I got a letter from a bank saying that an account of mine has been made dormant due to inactivity. There was still money in it.

Let me put into perspective of just how long this account has been ‘dormant’: This particular bank account has been inactive for so long, I did not even realize I had an account with them.

In fact, said account was so long out of mind that it actually took a couple of minutes to figure out how I came to have an account at that bank to begin with. I think it is one of those children’s accounts that was opened sometime when I was under 18 because it had good interest rates. I’m 24.

This is awesome. I feel like I have been given free money — which, I suppose I have given how long it has been sitting in a fixed deposit account. It’s like finding a tenner in the pocket of a winter coat leftover from the previous year — except a bit more.

Camo-buffalo

I learned two things today.

The first was how to make a watermark brush preset in Photoshop. The other was Manny Librodo’s sharpening technique — a technique that I have fallen absolutely head over lens in love with.

I don’t watermark my photos. I prefer viewing photos in its entirety without distraction and I would be guilty of a serious do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do offense if I went about watermarking everything. Still… a new & nifty photoshop technique is a new & nifty photoshop technique.

The Manny Librodo sharpening technique, however, is just plain stupendous. It has effectively opened my eyes up to the amazing differences the simple act of sharpening can do. Before this, I almost never sharpened my photos.

I read many times over that sharpening is an essential step and that it is generally left to last after the photo has gone through its post-processing, but using the regular (read: newbie) sharpening techniques, I just didn’t see the difference.

Manny Librodo — the only way I remember his name is mnemonically: A lot of libido — has taught me the visual wonder of proper sharpening. I am a tad too lazy to post a Before photo, but trust me, the technique *really* brought out the long grass’s contrast against the buffalo and the house.

Anyway, I am about to use the more function. No point hitting the link and reading the rest if you are not interested in learning the technique.

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Waiting for my turn
Childhood is measured by sounds and smells and sights, before the dark hour of reason grows
–John Betjeman

I really like today’s photo, but it is really best viewed in large size, not this small one.

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There are very few photographers in Miri - or photography enthusiasts, if you want to get all anal about it - so every time I find one (usually through internet mediums like photography forums), and if I find they’ve posted photos online, I will go look through their stuff.

This exact thing happened last night.

As I was sifting through all of this guy’s photos, I suddenly came upon several shots he took of a wedding. The very first glance did not quite catch my full attention, but I was quick to do a double-take.

Holy shit! I know the couple! We were in the same friggin’ class in secondary school.

I keep expecting myself to not be shocked every time I find out one of my ex-schoolmates has gotten married. Yet, without fail, each time, I will be completely blind-sided. These people are the same age as I.

Am I seriously old enough for marriage? Legally, yes. Physically, yes. Emotionally and intellectually? Maybe when I’m 40, I’ll feel mature enough to actual fit into a marriage.

The Beginning
“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
“That depends a good deal on where you want to go to”
“I don’t much care where –“
“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go”
“– so long as I get somewhere.”
“Oh, you’re sure to do that if you only walk long enough.”

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I bought Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass yesterday. (They came together in one nifty book)

I actually have my own copy now!

I never previously owned the book(s) before. The copyright for this classic child’s fable has long since run out, so an electronic version of the book can be quite easily found at Project Gutenberg. Still, for me, being able to claim ownership over a copy of a book is as much fun as reading it.

The reason I bought it was because Vintage Books has been selling classics and they look so much better than Penguin Classic’s covers. Yes, I care about the cover. Whoever came out with the cliche ‘don’t judge a book by its cover’ was full of shit. When I’m in a book store deciding between three books I want but can only afford one, I’m going to go with the one that looks the most interesting.

In any case, I am now the proud owner of Carroll’s most famous works. I pity anyone who has not read of Alice’s Adventures. But then again, I bet there is a fan of Disney cartoons that pity me for never having seen the movie before.

I know there are people out there who turn away from known children’s books simply because of the fact that they are children’s books - with exception to Rowling’s sensation, of course. To those people, I say, you must all be filled with such pride of how grown-up and serious and important you have become to no longer enjoy the nonsensical wit and humor found in children’s classics. Congratulations… you have succeeded in obtaining that wonderful goal of being dead in the imagination.

Not that I go out of my way to re-read every single child’s book I can get my hands on, but I don’t turn my nose at them either.

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I don’t know which category to put this post under. Should I file it under the General one or under the one for books. I had originally intended to write about the book, but come on! It’s freakin’ Alice in Wonderland. Who the hell doesn’t know what it’s about?! Screw it… I’ll put it under both.

Once again, the cold woke me up well before ‘decent’.

Actually, I woke up about once every hour or two, sat by the fire to warm up and then went back to sleep. I gave up this routine some time between four and five in the morning.

We did not have any blankets so I used a sarong as a makeshift blankie. It did not help much. It was too thin to do anything more than trick my mind into thinking I had something to wrap around me; my body was not fooled quite as easily.

My pillow was a tree stump in the middle of the half-built house’s floor. Why is there a tree stump in the middle of a half-built house’s floor? I have no clue but it was cut in such a way that it was actually a pretty comfy pillow. It reminded me of those wooden headrests that ancient Egyptians or Chinese used.

Anyway, apparently the two guys who had attempted to make it to Long Layu by foot the night before had reached there safe and sound - with minimal muscle soreness (they arrived just past midnight - that’s 4-5 hours of walking at night on extremely muddy roads). Because of their amazing ability to not-slip-on-mud-in-the-dark, they were able to get some people from Long Layu to set out and pick us up early the next morning.

We had to cover a couple of hills before reaching the rescue car though. Road conditions made it impossible for it to come any closer. A great way to start the day - climbing hills. I hate hills in general. I fucking despise going up hills in the mud. It sucks your feet down, it makes you slide backwards, it throws your balance off when stepping on an extra slippery spot.

In any case, we made it to the car and rolled into Long Layu at about 8am.

Heh, finally.

Upon arrival, we were immediately herded into a house where they had breakfast waiting. At the house, there were also a bunch of government officials and people from WWF. (They pronounce W as “wei”… “wei wei F”. It took me a little while to catch on. Before that, I thought they were just saying some Indonesian word that I didn’t know.)

There is a rural plane service operated by missionaries that flies between Long Bawan and Long Layu twice a week - Tuesday and Thursday. Additionally, just for this meeting, the coordinators managed to schedule an additional three flights.

So why did we not take a plane?

Well, on the day we arrived at Long Bawan, there was a shortage of aviator fuel. The planes could not fit in extra flights until the following day.

We had several of the event’s coordinators with us and they wanted to arrive at Long Layu earlier than the officials so that they could get everything set up and organized. Since they were told that driving would only take four hours, we chose to go that route.

How is that for irony? Instead of arriving a day earlier, we arrived a day later than all the key players. Furthermore, the officials were only scheduled to stay one night. All of them were about to leave soon after we arrived.

They did, however, have a quick dialogue session (I suspect partly for the benefit of us late-comers). I barely grasped what was going on in the meeting. It was all held in Indonesian. My Malay sucks to begin with; grappling with the Indonesian language and their variances was not easy feat.

The two languages may sound similar and be written similarly, but they’re not. My first clue into the differences was when I had to say kapal terbang (airplane) and got a blank look. It’s pesawat in Indonesia (which, I actually think sounds prettier). Also, cancer (kanser in Malay) is kanker in Indonesian - I don’t quite remember how I found that out, but it took me a minute to realize kanker stood for cancer, not canker sores.

Anyway, as the morning progressed, more and more of the officials left via the 6-seater plane. By the way, landing in this area is not something a newbie pilot should tackle. There was one plane that looked like it was being salvaged (the seats, propeller, etc. were all missing) and another plane chilling out in a ditch by the airstrip - an object of much amusement to me.

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The plane on the left is in a ditch. The plane on the right is taking off.

The third day into the journey began early. Very early. 4:30 in the morning early.

This was mostly due to the fact that my thin blanket provided little protection against the chilled air and by then, the fire had died down to nothing more than a lump of lightly smoldering bits of charcoal.

The day, for the people here, begins pretty early. By 5am, the woman of the house was quietly puttering about the kitchen. By 5:3oam, some of my travel-mates had woken up to join me by the now-toasty fire.

I once again say that time and urgency seems to lose all sense of meaning here. Even though most of us had woken up quite early, we did not leave until almost 8am. Not a bad deal though or else I would have never been able to take this photo (one of my new faves).

Thank you

This was shot from the house I stayed the night in. Though the sun seems to only just be rising, there had actually been light for quite some time (silly mountains were trying to hide it). At the bottom of the photo, there are two girls making their way to school in their white-shirts and red-skirts - just two of the many uniformed children to walk by.

It struck me as odd that the children did not appear to have any uniform-standard for shoes. As kids of varying ages went by, I noticed some wore socks and shoes of various colours while other wore sandals and slippers. In Malaysia, white shoes are the standard. Or it could be that the road they use to go to school is too muddy to waste a perfectly good pair of white shoes on.

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Our third day began with optimism and exuberance even. The was not a single drop of rain all night, the sun was shining, the sky wasn’t clear but it wasn’t looking ominously wet either. We were well rested, well fed and eager to get to Long Layu at long last.

Unfortunately, said optimism and exuberance soon melted away.

The night before, I had asked how much further our journey would be. The reply I got was that we were barely a third of the way there. However, I was given a map of the area when in Long Bawan the day before and according to the map, the village of Lembudud was located approximately halfway between Long Bawan and Long Layu.

I chose to discard the words told for tangible, visible proof that we were indeed about halfway there. I was wrong.

Distance-wise, Lembudud may very well be the halfway point. The road, however, gets far worse beyond this village. Too often, we were forced to participate in several road-building exercises, whereby our forward progress would come to a complete standstill, sometimes for more than an hour.

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It was definitely a new experience.

Several hours later and enough photos of mud to make me want to tear my eyeballs out, some of us decided to walk ahead.

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We would often walk half a kilometer or so before heading back to the cars to see what progress they made.

They never did catch up. I finally found a road where a person walking along - casually - can traverse a distance faster than an automobile.

I did not mind walking though. It provided me with sights that I probably would not have noticed while in the car. Sights such as a pair of civet cats.

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The hanging one was the female. She dead.

The one on the ground was the male. He was alive and, man, was he one pissed off furball! We let him go - hissing and spitting and biting all the way.

Unfortunately, we soon found that he had lost mobility in his hind legs. He had been caught by the rope around his hind quarters and lack of blood circulation had rendered his legs useless.

Personally, I think it would have been a greater mercy to kill him. How effectively can an animal survive when forced to drag itself around the jungle. Instant death seemed like a kinder option to slow starvation. The poor fella barely even had the strength to drag himself away. The hope is that he would regain movement in his legs after blood started flowing smoothly.

We had departed Lembudud relatively early; however, by the time the afternoon came upon us, we had made scant progress. We just kept meeting parts of the road that the cars had trouble crossing.

It was thanks to someone’s good thinking and foresight that food was brought. We had rice bundled in large leaves, mini snails (someone had brought a bunch from Ba’Kelalan), and tinned ikan goreng (fried fish) in a spicy tomato-based sauce that was actually surprisingly good for food that comes cooked in a can.

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By late afternoon, many of us were tired. It had been a long day. We found a bamboo pondok (hut) by the roadside. I have no clue what it is used for - farming maybe. As the pondok was not occupied, we used it as a convenient spot to rest up.

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By the time evening fell, it was decided that we would not be reaching Long Layu that day.

Someone had found a half-built house a kilometer or two ahead of the cars that we could make camp in for the night.

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Don’t ask me where the pot and kettle came from. Also don’t ask me where the numerous plates, cups and spoons (that aren’t pictured here) came from. I guess someone was pessimistic enough to believe that we would not make it and have to spend a night camped out in the jungle. Good thing too.

As night crept up on us, a couple of my travel-mates decided to walk on ahead to Long Layu to call forth a rescue mission. Apparently the stretch of road we were on was ‘older’, but after a couple of mountains, the road was newer and would be easier for a car to come and pick us up from the good side as opposed to trying to plow through the bad part.

I asked how old the ‘older’ road was. “A couple of years,” someone replied. I shudder to think what a couple years more would do to it.

And so another day gone. Not there yet. At this point, it was just unbelievably hilarious thinking of how much work it was to get to this one place.

The next morning, I found out that we would be walking to the border.

From Ba’Kelalan, it is a 2-3 hour trek to the Indonesian border. Interestingly, if you enter Indonesia from the Ba’Kelalan point, you don’t need your passport; just your IC. I don’t why, you just don’t.

The walk was not that bad.

There were a lot of hills though. I am pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but I hate hills.

There were a lot of water buffalo too. Like, a-lot a lot.

Along the Hillside

Also, there were snakes. Dead ones. Dead ones that were beheaded. Dead ones that were beheaded until a girl walked by with a camera and got her father to place the head back near its neck so that it could pose for her. *shudder* I still can’t believe my dad touched it. Snakes are icky.

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Once we passed the border into Indonesia, we found a car waiting for us. The road in this part of Indonesia was no better, but it was a hell of a lot faster - and less tiring - than walking.

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We drove all the way to a village called Long Bawan where we met up with even more people headed to Long Layu for the meeting.

I think some people exaggerated on how small Long Bawan is. It may be hard to get to (worthy of having its own rural airport for connectivity with the rest of Indonesia), but the damn place had 24-hour electricity and good phone reception. We don’t even have that on Everland Farm!

We hung out for a few hours at a coffee shop while waiting for everyone to get ready. The coffee shop was like any other one you find in Malaysia (and probably in Indonesia), but the decor outside the shop was… well, I have photos…

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There was actually a faucet sticking out this deer’s side (the other side, not the side shown here). It had running water and all… I even washed my hands with it a couple of times.

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I have no clue what this is. My first thought was that it was a zebra… but where the hell in all of South-East Asia do you find a zebra? And why would you carve/paint one? Usually, most carvings I see in the region are of things, animals or gods found in the same area. Maybe the guy who made this was trying to think outside the box.

In any case, as I was taking a photo of it, some guy came up and told me it was a traditional coffin. I am inclined to think that the guy was trying to pull one over me. Look at it! Unless you chop up a person into smaller bits, there is no way that can fit a full-grown human body. Still… would it not be the bestest coffin ever if it were?

(Also, note the carved posts. Even here, mere hours away from the Malaysian border, the Indonesian talent in carpentry and artistry is quite obvious.)

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One other thing noticed was that none of the vehicles in the area had road tax stickers or license plates. I suppose since the area is so cut off, there really isn’t anyone around to enforce it. I cannot imagine government officials coming here once a year just to collect a few bucks from a few people.

By the time our cars arrived, it was already past 3pm. Yet another late start (the concept of time seems somewhat askew in this part of the world). Our drivers, however, were confident that they could make it to Long Layu in four hours.

I have no doubt that they believed they could make it to Long Layu in four hours during the dryer months. But four hours of muddy roads later (and I use the term ‘roads’ loosely), we were not even halfway there. (Yes, that is a batman sign on the door of the car below… I found that amusing).

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As we stopped by a village called Lembudud, the people there informed us that traveling to Long Layu by night would be a truly horrible idea. They said that after the rain (because it had rained a bit that afternoon), the road would be really, really bad and we would most likely end up camped out in the jungle for the night. So, instead, we were kindly offered the use of one of the houses in the area.

By this time, the sun had set and the temperature was dropping pretty fast. I am not going to say that it was freezing cold - because it wasn’t - but the sudden swing from hot and sweaty to cold and nippy is not something my body is quite used to. I think the sudden change made the cold all that much colder.

Fortunately for us, the house came equipped with something I did not think I would ever see on the island of Borneo - in the middle of a tropical rainforest - near the equator.

A fireplace.

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Well… a fireplace/stove.

Despite having prepared rooms for us, many of us chose to sleep the night away by the fireplace (located in the dining room/kitchen).

Another day has come and gone and guess what? We’re still not at our final destination. I wasn’t kidding when I said that it was getting to Long Layu that was the big adventure.

Wow. I’m tired. But happy. And healthy (food poisoned no more).

Last week, I went to east Kalimantan in Indonesia. There was a meeting to be held at one of the villages there by the Heart of Borneo project. My father wanted to go and see what it was all about. I tagged along.

The Heart of Borneo project is a international conservation project. Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei are the three countries that make up Borneo and a while back, those three countries got together to hash out a conservation plan with the help of the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) to save the rainforest, the animals, and the people in the area surrounding the borders of the three countries.

The meeting was held in a village called Long Layu. (My fingers almost automatically want to write ‘longhouse’ because of the ‘Long’ in the village’s name, but during the entire trip, there was not a longhouse to be seen - just entire communities of separate houses.) Anyway, Long Layu is a village located in the highlands of Borneo on the Krayan District of Kalimantan. It is a pretty isolated area. There is a rural plane service that flies there 2-3 times a week - a 6-seater plane; smallest plane I have ever sat in. There is also a road that goes there. In fact, going there, we took the road. I highly recommend against going there by car during the rainy season.

I think the most memorable part of this trip was the actual process of getting to my final destination. It was an adventure all unto itself. Really.

We left Miri bright and early on a Saturday morning to take a 45-minute rural flight (24-seater plane) to Lawas where we met up with a couple of other people also headed to Long Layu for the meeting.

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Upon arrival in Lawas, we hit our first setback of the trip.

Due to the superb tininess of the plane, weight of the passengers and baggage was watched pretty closely. Should the plane be overweight, they would be forced to leave some bags behind - as was the case this time around. My father’s backpack was left behind in Miri to be brought in the afternoon flight, which would arrive 4 hours later.

The annoying part was not so much that his bag was left behind, but that they did not inform us that his bag would be left behind. Had they thought to ask us if it was alright to leave it behind, our response would have been, “no, we are scheduled to take a 4WD over into Indonesia once we get to Lawas and would prefer not to twiddle our thumbs in a coffee shop waiting for one person’s backpack.”

Fortunately, one of our travel-mates had a friend in Lawas who was so kind as to play host and to wait with us. He even brought us to see his farm. He had goats! They were so cute.

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Anyway, a heavy breakfast, a round of drinks, a trip to goat-land, a round of drinks at the host’s house, a light morning snack, a round of drinks at a different coffee shop, lunch and a trip to the airport later and we were on the road. Finally.

Our next stop was to Ba’Kelalan.

Ba’Kelalan is located right at the edge of Sarawak near the Indonesian border. Our original plan was to bypass Ba’Kelalan altogether and head straight for Indonesia, however the 5-hour drive that began well into the afternoon meant that it would be well into the night by the time we got to Ba’Kelalan - not an ideal condition for traveling on roads where most cars have 4WD out of necessity.

On the way there, we passed by a couple of hunters who had managed to bag themselves a small wild boar. We, being the ‘city folk’ we are, just had to to indulge ourselves and buy it off them. The poor thing was still alive (ensures freshness).

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As night fell, our driver did the most fascinating thing I saw that day. When the sun began to set, he stopped the car, reached his hand into various spots around his seat, under his seat and on his dashboard and magically produced a rifle, seemingly out of thin air. The whole process took so fast that I was actually kind of shocked speechless. I guess highway robbery is an issue here.

The rain season has recently begun. This means road conditions are troublesome, at best. Our drive to Ba’Kelalan was, thankfully, pretty smooth sailing. We did, however, encounter one lorry driver who had gotten his vehicle stuck in the mud.

He had been stuck in the same spot since sunset so we stopped and helped him out. By “we”, I mean the driver, a length of sturdy rope and his 4WD. I mostly just stood there and watched. It was not until I got out of the car and started walking around that I noticed the lorry driver’s cargo.

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He was transporting water buffalo!!

Asked if water buffalo were still used in this area for marriage dowry. I was told they no longer used water buffalo. This is modern times, you see… people use money for dowries now. With a max of RM3,000. I still have trouble believing in the concept of dowries in this day and age. I wonder how much I can swindle out of my parents into giving any future husband I get… straight into a joint bank account.

It was pretty late at night by the time we reached Ba’Kelalan. I turned in early since I did not sleep well the night before (missed the wild boar dinner; had it for breakfast the next day though). I always have trouble sleeping the night before I travel. I get too excited. Plus, the weather in Ba’Kelalan is just superb for snuggling into a warm blanket. We had officially entered the Borneo Highlands. Cold nights and lots of padi fields.

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Wow. All that traveling and I am still not even in Indonesia.

Man, I have been hit by the sudden onset of some pretty serious photo-gear envy. There were a couple people in the community I visited in Kalimantan that brought DSLR’s and my petty Point & Shoot DSLR-like camera just looked dingy near them.

I do, however, take comfort in the fact that one of those DSLR owners probably owned it more for the sake of owning it than for photography (I say this because I think I saw him use that pretty camera a grand total of once). It reminds me that the product - the photos - in the end, comes from the photographer and not the camera.

Still, like a new bride trembling with anticipation on her wedding night, I breathlessly await the day I get to lay my hands on a set of camera lenses I can call my very own. I don’t really want to buy accessories one at a time on a need-by-need basis, so my plan is to buy the camera body and several basic lenses (zoom, wide-angle, perhaps a telephoto - or perhaps not… depending on how much $ I have left. Oh and my much dreamed about tilt-shift) and a bag all at once. And will probably need several memory cards too. And I doubt polarizers come with just the body.

It is going to cost a bomb. I should start a collection fund.

I have no idea what I’d do with my current camera, SunDog, though. The poor baby is not even a year old and I’m already thinking of replacing her. And she is ever so faithful despite me dragging her to all sorts of wet, muddy, sandy places that require lots of bumpy rides to get to. I am such a heartless monster.

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